Oh man.

Ever since I got home, I have been wanting Subway sandwiches.

Not just, "Oh, I feel like having a Subway sandwich." Oh no. It's this "OH SNAP I DON'T WANT TO EAT ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SUBWAY SANDWICH AND EVERYTHING ELSE TASTES LIKE CRAP" deal.

It's gotten so absolutely ridiculous that for the past week, I have been dreaming about sandwiches every night.

Not even an exaggeration.

What am I supposed to do? How can I stop being so pathetic?