(hit play, you guys)

Though I've told her many-a-time,
Of the love I have for myself in my heart,
She just continues to stalk me.
Does she know I've never loved her
From the start?

Every little thing I do is magic,
Everything I do turns myself on,
Even though my life before was tragic,
Now I know my love for me goes on.

I hide, alone, in my Toyota,
Cherishing the solitude I never get,
But the mood is ruined as she
gets in my truck;
Have my lawyers called her yet?

Every little thing I do is magic,
Everything I do turns myself on,
Even though my life before was tragic,
Now I know my love for me goes on.

She always seems to call me up
A thousand times a day
Some how she got my cell number
While I was away.
But I know that I'm so awesome
So I don't blame her at all
Of course she'd want to stalk me,
I'm the greatest of them all!

Every little thing I do is magic,
Everything I do turns myself on,
Even though my life before was tragic,
Now I know my love for me goes oooooooooooooooooooon

(special thanks to Bekah for the brilliant third verse)