So it is one week until Mankato Fun Times of Awesome. Can I wait? I think not.

Today when I took a nap I had this crack dream where I watched a trailer for a movie that was about normal guy who somehow ran into this princess... the story went that there were 12 ancient princesses who had been given the task of keeping goodness in the world, and they were thought to have all died off. But, one was only like frozen or something and she wasn't dead... she acted kind of like Giselle from Enchanted, all innocent and childish and naive. Anyway, she found this guy and told him who she was and she looked around, threw her arms in the air and said, "I PROCLAIM ALL THAT I SEE... TO BE NOT GOOD." And the guy was all shocked and said, "Really?" and she said, "Really." And so he pointed at the sky and he said, "What about the sky?" and she said, "Not good." "What about the grass?" "Not good." And this went on for some time and then the trailer went on, explaining that he had X days to show her that the world was good, or else she would call on ancient gods and/or magic and kill everything. And then the trailer was over.

And then the dream went on so that I was the guy and we went and had this cracktastic adventures and there was this fly thing that was an evil queen I was worried that now all bugs were sentient and I couldn't kill anything. Also the princess girl had this set amount of time she could be in the real world because it was wrong and sinful and she wasn't or something. It was measured in water or something but I ended up drinking it and I don't know. It was a total crack dream.

Frighteningly enough, it seemed like it would be an actual movie. D:

There were other bits of the dream, like where I had had a class that only met on Friday and it was taught by the husband of our church secretary in Kansas, but the class got canceled because he saw me on the roster, and then he was stalking my dad or something. I don't know. It was pretty creepy but also hilarious.

There was also something about being three siblings who were hiding in an underwater ship and I had to breathe through those ceiling fire extinguishers but they had air instead of water.

CRACK DREAMS.

I HAVE THEM.