A list of things I have lost since returning home for winter break:

*My hairbrush
*The 8 hairbands wrapped around said hairbrush
*Half of my shampoo
*Half of my conditioner
*Half of my toothpaste
*4 of the 5 pairs of socks I brought
*My deodorant (so not cool, people)
*My newer, not half-broken tablet pen
*My flip-flops
*Several pairs of underwear

Seriously, guys, this is not cool.

(In other news, I dreamed I was this dude last night.)